Tampons, Douches, and Birth Control

It's dinner time. You're sitting in front of the TV watching whatever pointless mumbo jumbo is on the tube. Maybe its that American Idol drivel...maybe its that Dancing with the Stars nonsense you all seem to enjoy. You take a nice, big bite of that tender, juicy steak. Just as you start to chew..."Have you ever had that "not so fresh" feeling?" What the fuck is that? You don't see ads on TV for jock itch or swamp ass do you? HELL NO! Because guys are smart enough to know the females of the world don't want to hear that shit. But women feel the need to air their personal necessities over the airwaves for all to see.

FACT: Men hate anything related to feminine hygiene. The less we know, the better...and forget about buying the damn products in the supermarket. 99% of men that do get suckered into buying anything related to vaginal hygiene for their women ALWAYS go through the self checkout line. Damn broads...

I've provided you with a selection of the three basic categories of hygiene commercials...ENJOY!:
1. Tampons (Wow):


2. Douches (Simply disgusting):


3. Birth Control (Why are they all so happy??):

Do you think this man would ever be caught dead buying anything above? HELL NO! (though he really should look into the birth control thing):